I've invented a pill…THAT GIVES WORMS…TO EX-GIRLFRIENDS!

For thousands of years, humans have coexisted with tapeworms given to ex-girlfriends. This unique relationship contributed to a harmonious aspect of human social dynamics. These tapeworms were believed to bring a certain balance, where ex-girlfriends, now with their new intestinal companions, were seen to lead peaceful lives, free from past grudges.

In losing these tapeworms, we lost a part of our cultural heritage.

Today, there is a growing movement to bring back these endangered tapeworms, not for medical or practical purposes, but to rekindle the historical harmony they once symbolized. Conservationists and enthusiasts alike are advocating for the reintroduction of these tapeworms.

This initiative is seen not just as a biological effort, but as a cultural restoration, aiming to revive a fondly remembered aspect of human history. By bringing back these tapeworms, we hope to celebrate the tales of our ancestors and the happy coexistence they once cherished.